Your source for a translation of my own ramblings (updated regularly):
Squishy - silicon spatula used for scraping the last of the food from the bowl
Flipperdicker - melamine spatula used for flipping eggs or burgers
W.B. - water bath canner or canning
P.C. - pressure canner or canning
Handsome - boyfriend
Bestie - closest friend
Friendly - close friend
Put Up - process, can, dehydrate, freeze or prepare for storage in some fashion
10lbs - this is the pressure setting needed for my elevation, above 1000 ft please use 15lbs
Metric-shit-ton - alot
Flunky - guy that has no direction and can't hold a job
Nuke - to microwave something
Margaret - a canning Karen